Full stack developer

Hola amigo.

• Are you the chosen one who can fix the backend, crash the frontend and still somehow convince the team it was the design's fault?
• We want someone feral. Someone who codes like they are being chased by ghosts.
• Someone who once said "I will just fix this real quick" and woke up 3 years later with a beard and a backend framework no one understands.
• Someone who has built a to-do app, knows it is useless and built another one anyway but in a framework they invented at 3AM.

You:

• Know the full stack because why stop halfway.
• Build cool stuff fast and break even cooler stuff faster.
• Push code and then pray.
• Think Jira is a social experiment.
• Talk to your database more than your family.
• Can ship features, fix servers and update landing pages while a fire burns in Slack.
• Fix things that are not your fault but magically became your fault.
• Work with designers who send you Figma files that require 7 arms and a PhD to interpret.
• Talk to servers, APIs and sometimes your laptop (it is okay we all do it).

We:

• Are building something weird and (hopefully) world-changing.
• Don't care about your GPA.
• Will not micromanage you but will absolutely meme with you.
• Pay in actual money (not just exposure, mango party and startup equity).
• Will credit you when things go right and hide with you when they don't.
• Have no dress code, no corporate-speak and no time for people who don't want to build.
• Do code reviews that end with "bro it works who cares".
• Might also offer chai that will make you forget your toxic ex.
• Do team lunches that may or may not turn into team existential crises.
• Freedom to suggest ideas, even bad ones. We will only mock you mildly.

Stack You Should Know (or Fake Really Well):

• Node.js
• React or Vue (or some Frankenstein hybrid you made yourself)
• Firebase, Supabase, or Postgres if you're feeling old-school
• Tailwind or your own CSS religion
• Git (because you are not a barbarian)

How to Apply: